One More

Just 'cos 13's bad luck.

Sorry, I really am that superstitious :)

"Closure"

I Never Learn!

Amen.

Tring-a-Ling.

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Never underestimate the joblessness of one obsessed with data.

Jai Ho!

God's in His Heaven

Sweet Somethings

Figures, huh?

Girls will be Girls.

I'm so Clever!

*It helps if you know some big words.

**And if you can say them without laughing.

Compliment? Insult? Fact.

Can't Buy Me Love

Ten Best From This April 1st

• Post-its under people's mouses so the mouses don't move.

• Cellotape holding down people's phone receivers - calling them helps increase the fun.

• Taping up the springs in people's adjustable chairs - they go way down when they sit on them!

• Changing around the keyboard stickers on people's keyboards (make sure they don't touch type!)

• Telling your managers - ex and present - that you haven't received your bonus sheet.

• Telling your super conservative family you're in love and need to get married - and attaching a jadhagam with noughts and crosses and the planet 'Shani' repeated suspiciously often.
  

• Conference calling two people and then not saying anything ('Hello? You called?' 'No! You called!')

• Changing people's phone settings to another language ('My phone's easy to use - wha??')

• Telling all your Gtalk contacts to get 'engaged' to you on Facebook and then pretending you don't know why they're getting error messages.

• Tell people that because of recession, finance needs to personally verify their expenses and are waiting at their desks for all their receipts - particularly fun when afore-mentioned people are in training.